Never Scared - Chris Rock
"A black C student can't do shit with his life. A black C student can't be a manager at Burger King, meanwhile a white C student just happens to be the President of the United States."
"You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere."
"Women HATE women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for 25 years, you put a man in between them, "Fuck that bitch, " "Fuck that bitch." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Aww man, shes nice, I gotta get me a girl LIKE that." If a woman introduces her new man to here girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes "I gotta get HIM, and I will slit that bitches throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man."
"Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorced. Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in a Southafrican prison. He got tortured every day, beaten up hard and he did it with no fuckin' problem. He worked on 100 degrees of African heat and did it with no fuckin' problem. Nelson Mandela got out of the jail after 27 years of torture, spent 6 months with his wife and said: I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE!!!"
"A black C student can't do shit with his life. A black C student can't be a manager at Burger King, meanwhile a white C student just happens to be the President of the United States."
"You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere."
"Women HATE women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for 25 years, you put a man in between them, "Fuck that bitch, " "Fuck that bitch." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Aww man, shes nice, I gotta get me a girl LIKE that." If a woman introduces her new man to here girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes "I gotta get HIM, and I will slit that bitches throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man."
"Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorced. Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in a Southafrican prison. He got tortured every day, beaten up hard and he did it with no fuckin' problem. He worked on 100 degrees of African heat and did it with no fuckin' problem. Nelson Mandela got out of the jail after 27 years of torture, spent 6 months with his wife and said: I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE!!!"
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